Author Archives: William Bohl

Andrew Wiggins, Rookie of the Year

Minnesota Timberwolves' Andrew Wiggins holds his trophy at a news conference after he was named NBA basketball Rookie of the Year, Thursday, April 30, 2015, in Minneapolis. (AP Photo/Jim Mone)

The inevitable became true. Andrew Wiggins was named the 2014-15 NBA Rookie of the Year in a landslide of a vote.

Rockets 120, Timberwolves 110: You wanna learn how to rhyme, you better learn how to add, it’s mathematics

This makes 4 of the past 6 Wolves-Rockets recaps assigned to yours truly, and if you’ve read the past ones, you probably know what I’m going to talk about. If you haven’t, they’re linked inside the next parentheses (3/20/14, 12/5/14, 2/23/15) for your convenience. Go ahead. Reading them in full will probably take a total of 10 […]

Timberwolves 106, Jazz 104: Theater of the Absurd

Note: if you have not seen or read Waiting for Godot, this might not make much sense. If you have seen or read Waiting for Godot, this still might not make much sense. But that’s the point. Energy Solutions Arena. A tree, one that looks much like Rudy Gobert. Evening. A chance meeting under the Utah moonlight for […]

Raptors 105, Timberwolves 100: Lorenzo (Sisyphus) Brown

The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy. – Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus Lorenzo Brown was selected by the Minnesota Timberwolves with the 52nd overall pick in the 2013 NBA Draft. He played with their summer league team in Las Vegas before coming […]

The Rubio Effect? A statistical comparison of the Timberwolves’ three point guards

When a team is 14-48 and playing out the string, digging for interesting angles to write about can become rather burdensome. Such is life for the Wolves’ scribe nowadays. The novelty of Kevin Garnett’s return has worn off. The always entertaining Shabazz Muhammad, who was in the middle of a breakout year, is done for the […]

Clippers 89, Timberwolves 76: There’s a whistle solo

Watching the parade of personal and technical fouls that characterized Monday night’s Wolves-Clips matchup got me thinking about one of my favorite Elliott Smith covers, “Jealous Guy.” At the beginning, Smith asks the crowd, in his uniquely timid way, if there are any whistlers in the crowd. “This is your big chance,” he says, “there’s […]

Au revoir, GR Trois: Timberwolves cut Glenn Robinson III, claim 7-footer Justin Hamilton off waivers

The Minnesota Timberwolves announced yesterday that they were awarded 7’0 center Justin Hamilton off of waivers from the New Orleans Pelicans. Hamilton played collegiately at Iowa State for one year before transferring to LSU before the 2011-12 season. He was selected in the 2nd round of the 2012 draft by the Philadelphia 76ers, who promptly traded his […]

Nuggets 100, Timberwolves 85: The Next Movement

Q: Did you think Denver would come out with life and zip after the previous two days? A: “No, to be honest, they quit on Brian Shaw and they’ll quit again. A quitter is a quitter. That was my take on that.”  – Kevin Garnett This directed to whoever in listening range Yo the whole […]

Grizzlies 101, Timberwolves 97: Size of the Fight

A few weeks ago, the Wolves stole a game at home against the Grizzlies in rather dramatic fashion. It was Ricky Rubio’s third game back after his two and a half month absence, and it was immediately clear that Minnesota is a different team when he’s on the floor. The offense becomes functional, the perimeter defense […]