Author Archives: William Bohl

Grizzlies 109, Timberwolves 104: Grit and Grind over Rise and Shine

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The Grizzlies’ weird, old, tattooed roster took the young Timberwolves down, despite Minnesota’s crazy good night at the line and beyond the arc.

Milt Newton, Timberwolves have quiet deadline

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Minnesota made no deals at the trade deadline, to the surprise of few.

LaVine, Towns shine at All-Star Weekend

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Recapping the All-Star weekend performances of Andrew Wiggins, Karl-Anthony Towns, and (especially) Zach LaVine.

Lakers 119, Timberwolves 115: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Blazers 96, Timberwolves 93: Karl! Andrew! Ricky! Gorgui! Wait, Gorgui?

Jan 1, 2015; Minneapolis, MN, USA; Minnesota Timberwolves center Gorgui Dieng (5) dunks in the second quarter against the Sacramento Kings at Target Center. Mandatory Credit: Brad Rempel-USA TODAY Sports

Gorgui is good and needs an extension… I think.

Where did all the threes go? Checking Sam’s claims about his Raptor days

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“We averaged more threes in Toronto than anybody,” Sam Mitchell said. “Go back and pull up my record.”

So I did.

Cavaliers 114, Timberwolves 107: Ahab’s whale was also just a whale

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“Symbols shmimbols. Sure they’re important but… Well look at Ahab’s whale. Now there’s a great symbol. Some say it stands for god, meaning, and purpose. Others say it stands for purposelessness and the void. But what we sometimes forget is that Ahab’s whale was also just a whale.” –Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves Due […]

Timberwolves 106, Grizzlies 101: Shabazz Palaces

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If Shabazz Muhammad’s game were a mixtape, I’d be burning copies for all of my friends and insisting, wide-eyed and forceful, “No, you NEED to give this a listen. It’s quirky and intense, but it’s beautiful. You’ll love it.”

Old Heads, Fresh Enthusiasm

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The Wolves employ two of the oldest players in the league. Watching them on the sideline, you’d never know they’re close to retirement.

Timberwolves 117, Suns 87: I’ll be damned if I don’t show my teeth

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These streets is full with the wolves that starve for the week so they after the weak In a land full of lambs I am and I’ll be damned if I don’t show my teeth” -Run the Jewels The Wolves entered today’s matinee meeting with the Suns 4-21 over their past 25 games, losers of […]