Author Archives: Steve McPherson

Rookie Survey Picks Kris Dunn for ROY Because Rookies Are Idiots

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Hear me out, though.

Timberwolves vs. Warriors: Running It Back on Minnesota’s Game of the Year

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About a year ago, I had a chance to sit down and talk with statistician and Yale professor Edward Tufte. If you haven’t checked out Tufte’s incredible books on information design, do so now — they are not to be missed in this day and age, when so much information is being presented to us […]

What Does Tyus Jones’ Summer League MVP Mean?

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Let’s start with the easiest answer to the question above: not a damn thing. Here’s a sampling of previous Summer League MVPs: Josh Selby, Glen Rice Jr, Nate Robinson. And sure, John Wall and Blake Griffin have also been Summer League MVPs, but the whole thing is voted on by media members who have been […]

Love Me Two Times, Baby

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Do you think we could ever Love again?

2015-16 Roster Review: Zach LaVine

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Zach LaVine’s unearthly dunking ability is a blessing and a curse. The kind of aerial grace he displayed in back-to-back Slam Dunk Contest championships at All-Star Weekend is — unlike Steph Curry’s astounding 3-point shooting — not a game changer within the game, per se. Yes, it’s thrilling when he gets loose on the break […]

Roster Review: Tayshaun Prince

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I’m listening to Radiohead and thinking about Tayshaun Prince. A Moon Shaped Pool is Radiohead’s ninth album and it arrived last Sunday, the most Radiohead day of the week possible to release an album. If you want to date their formation back to when all the band’s members started a band called On A Friday […]

Roster Review: Kevin Martin

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Timberwolves fans are accustomed to looking for change. (And I don’t mean between the couch cushions, which is where the cash from selling second round picks always seems to end up.) For a franchise that has had eight head coaches and four GMs in the last 11 years, it’s simply expected. In that same span, […]

Roster Review: Damjan Rudez (Can’t Fail)

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Damjan Rudez averaged the fewest minutes per game on the Minnesota Timberwolves this past season, and played the third fewest total minutes. He averaged the fewest points per game; he averaged the fewest steals per game; he averaged the fewest assists per game. And fewest rebounds, free throws attempted, 2-pointers attempted and second-fewest field goals […]

What Thibs Talks About When He Talks About Basketball

One of the toughest and most critical things to generate when writing fiction is subtext. You see, we most of us go through our lives simply trying to communicate with something like maximum efficiency, as if language is a quadratic equation. That is, I want x, I say y and — if I say it […]

Timberwolves 113, Kings 104: Far Away, So Close

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Look at the last stretch of games for the Minnesota Timberwolves since the start of the second week of March and you can see that this team might actually be starting to make a little sense. They’re young and talented, with a starting lineup that’s beginning to gel, but are still inexperienced overall when it […]