Category Archives: 2011-12 Season

The sky is falling… upward? TRANSACTIONS GALORE!

OKAY! A lot has happened over the couple days and now we’re getting a better idea of the way this roster could look heading into next season. After missing out on Nicolas Batum (when evil Paul Allen wouldn’t let him go despite Neil Olshey wanting to let him go or at least work out a […]

A roster of Wolves: J.J. Barea

How do you solve a problem like Barea? Okay, J.J. Barea wasn’t really a problem last year, but he also wasn’t a solution in the way we hoped he might be. Let’s get the negative out of the way first. In his first season with the Wolves, Barea was riddled with injuries throughout a good […]

A roster of Wolves: Michael Beasley

Another year and another bundle of frustration for Michael Beasley and those that want him to be great good oh hell let’s just be adequately productive. Michael Beasley had the excuse last year of the ankle injury that seemed to crop up every time he hit the floor. This year, he had the excuse of […]

A roster of Wolves: Luke Ridnour

Metta World Peace. Kevin Martin. Nicolas Batum. Russell Westbrook. Steve Nash. Eric Bledsoe. Some of these guys are scampering point guards, some are long, explosive scorers, some are bruising forwards.  What do these people have in common? The answer is they were all guarded by the 6’2″, 175-lb Luke Ridnour this past season. If that […]

A roster of Wolves – Martell Webster

Martell Webster’s season will most likely be remembered with agonizing humor. His blunder at the end of an overtime loss to the Denver Nuggets on February 20th was a frustrating mistake that potentially cost the Wolves a victory when the season still had life. He stole an inbound pass from Julyan Stone with the Wolves […]

A roster of Wolves: Wayne Ellington

The plight of Wayne Ellington was befuddling to many Wolves fans throughout the season. We were a team full of shooters who could no longer shoot. After blistering the NBA with 3-point baskets when down double digits in 2010-11, the Wolves either regressed to the mean, had a lockout-induced outlier, or thought the new CBA […]

A roster of Wolves: Wesley Johnson

Let’s talk about the things that are and are not Wesley Johnson’s fault. The coming civil war in Syria? Not his fault. Being drafted ahead of DeMarcus Cousins, Greg Monroe and Paul George? Not his fault. Being born with a sweet, mild demeanor? Not his fault and not really a bad thing either if your […]

Ryan Anderson wins Most Improved Player by running in place

In the interest of full disclosure, I really wanted Nikola Pekovic to win Most Improved. This isn’t just because he’s a T’Wolf or because I’m terrified he’ll give me the guillotine if I don’t say this. I appreciate the fact that he went from being a borderline “we can’t play this guy at all” player […]

Fiestas and fiascos: a year in Timberwolves

Minnesota sports fandom entails a kind of perpetual anxiety. We worry that the rest of the country will see us as quaint or provincial, not to be taken seriously. We lost the Lakers and the Stars to more temperate climes. Our football and baseball teams, both collegiate and professional, toiled away for decades in a […]

A little solace in a cruel finish

The Utah Jazz made the playoffs. This means the Minnesota Timberwolves will have a first round pick in this year’s allegedly loaded NBA draft. Acquiring Utah’s pick closes the books on the Al Jefferson trade from before last season. We basically ended up receiving movable parts, draft picks we could sell to pay off Kurt […]