With 42.7 seconds left in the fourth quarter of the Wolves-Lakers game, we had this exchange between Dave Benz and Jim Petersen while the game was delayed to spray blood off of the shorts of Pau Gasol:
“You do that don’t you? You sprits to get the mold off, don’t you?” – Jim Petersen
“No, I don’t sprits any furniture, Jim.” – Dave Benz
“You don’t do your own yard work. You hire it out, don’t you?” – Jim
“No, no, no. I do my own yard work. I do. 52 bags of leaves and counting at this point, for what it’s worth.” – Dave
“Well, that’s a complete waste of time. You do your own leaves?” – Jim
“I do my own leaves. I like the yard work!” – Dave
What’s the point of typing out this exchange and having it lead off the game recap for the Wolves’ victory over the Lakers? This is what we call “blowout talk” and it’s a beautiful thing. There are two kinds of blowout talk. There’s the somber dissection by a broadcasting team that involves a lot of “this team needs to do…” and “we need to start seeing [player x] assert himself…” kind of analysis. Then there’s what I’m going to call “yard work talk” the rest of this season.
“Yard work talk” is the playful banter between a play-by-play caller and the analyst sitting next to him when the game is out of line in favor of the team they’re covering. If you have a good crew with a good working relationship, you can get little nuggets like these from time to time. Sometimes it develops as the analyst telling stories of their playing days. Sometime it develops as these quick little personal stories about Dave Benz fighting off leaves in the yard like Kevin Love fights off potential rebounders.
When the Wolves are putting it on a team like the Lakers or any bad team that they should be dominating, the “yard work talk” is basically the human victory cigar. It’s the lineup of A.J. Price, Shabazz Muhammad, Robbie Hummel, Derrick Williams, and Gorgui Dieng. And if this team is going to be the team we hope it can be this season, the presence of “yard work talk” should be around roughly a dozen times. Continue Reading…