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Zach Harper —  January 24, 2015 — Leave a comment

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Tonight’s 92-84 loss to the New Orleans Pelicans left me in awe of the other team more than usual. More specifically, of one particular player. Early in the game, Anthony Davis used his comically long arms to get an easy look over the much shorter Thaddeus Young.

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That got myself, Britt Robson, and Steve McPherson talking about how freakishly similar Davis’ arsenal of moves and motions stacks up to a guy who made his name in the Target Center. Continue Reading…

We’re halfway through the 2014-15 NBA season and things haven’t gone exactly to plan. The Minnesota Timberwolves missed at least three starters for two months of the season and it’s helped them go from a promising start 4.5 games into the season to a 7-34 record at the halfway point. Granted, that record is mostly skewed because of the loss of Ricky Rubio (Kevin Martin and Nikola Pekovic’s absences hurt too), but you don’t get wins on a grading curve in the NBA.

Either you can win them or you can’t. And without Rubio, the Wolves’ defense has been a mess and the offense hasn’t been much better. However, there has been one constant beacon of hope on the horizon, showing the future seasons won’t be so bad.  Continue Reading…

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Have you ever noticed Rick Carlisle looks a lot like Jim Carrey?

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Have you ever noticed Dirk Nowitzki looks a lot like Barry Pepper?

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Have you ever noticed that Rajon Rondo “look like that Turtle Name Franklin on Nick Jr?”

These are distractions.

I’ve kept my spirits pretty high throughout all of the losing this season. I guess I try to look at the big picture, look for bright spots in the development of Andrew Wiggins, Gorgui Dieng and Shabazz Muhammad (when he’s healthy). This is a beautiful game to watch, and it’s important to keep all of it in perspective. But this one got to me – Dallas is an incredible team, and sometimes it didn’t even look like the two squads were trained to play the same sport. Continue Reading…

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This isn’t something I normally do, but I was watching that UFC fight night on Fox Sports 1 Sunday night. I’m not a UFC or MMA person. It really doesn’t appeal to me. I used to love boxing and will still watch the big fight cards but I definitely don’t keep up with it like I did in the 90’s. That’s probably because the quality of the product, especially with the heavyweight division is just so down. Perhaps that’s another blowout recap for another day though.

I was at a restaurant, enjoying some lovely ribs on a patio and they had the UFC card on all of the televisions. The NFL games were done and the NBA was smart enough to not schedule against the night of the conference championships in the NFL. Once the action from both leagues was done, the fights were on and I had an apple crisp to put down. During the fight, the camera flashed a picture of Mickey Rourke on the screen. He was wearing an odd hat, had some odd hair, and that meant it was time for Twitter to have a little fun with it.

And fun we had.  Continue Reading…

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At a certain point, I feel like I’ve really got to make a conscious effort to pace myself with writing about Andrew Wiggins. Ideally, I’d get to break down every game of his, possession by possession. Like an overzealous father with a camcorder (I guess an iPhone in today’s modernity), I want to show not just the first steps of Wiggins’ career and break down how they’re better than the steps of just about anybody else we’ve ever seen at that age. That’s a weird feeling too because I am in no way related to Andrew Wiggins, so really I’m just breaking down someone else’s child.

This is the excitement that he brings. I wrote about his improvement earlier this week for CBSSports.com (SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!) and in it I showed how his improvement in attacking the basket has really transformed his scoring ability. He’s so good absorbing contact and finish right now that it’s also helping him draw fouls for easy points at the line too. What I failed to mention in the article is that he’s simply not taking bad shots unless he’s forced to at the end of the shot clock. Everything is within the natural flow of the game and Wiggins’ basketball IQ is shining through with his shot selection.

In the Minnesota Timberwolves’ 113-105 road victory over the Denver Nuggets, Wiggins set the tone early by knocking down his first six shots and eventually settled on new career highs with 31 points, four made 3-pointers, and three blocked shots. He went 11-of-17 from the field, 4-of-5 from 3, and even had nine rebounds, four assists, and a steal. He’s just the second teenager in NBA history (LeBron James is the other) to rack up 31 points, nine boards, four assists, and three blocks or better in a game.

That’s officially good.  Continue Reading…

 

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I have no idea if this is true or not (I’ll have to ask him about it the next time Phoenix comes to town), but my hypothesis is that a relative of Goran (and Zoran, I guess) Dragic was once attacked and killed by a timberwolf, which is the reason why he seems to bring a little extra every time he laces ‘em up against our poor Timberwolves basketball players. Over his past five games against Minnesota, the 28 year old Slovenia native is averaging 21 points, 4 rebounds and 6 assists on 56% shooting. The Suns are 4-1 in those 5 games, and The Dragon is a big reason why. Continue Reading…

B7RyF-sCEAAupuSWell done, Steve McPherson.

Coming into tonight, the Timberwolves were on a 15 game losing streak. They were on the road, without their best player, their best scorer, their second best scorer, and their best big man. They were playing against an Indiana squad that still holds a strong reputation for stifling defense.

So, naturally, Mo Williams chose this game drop 52.  Not only did he top his old career high, he also broke the Timberwolves’ franchise record for points scored in a game, surpassing a 51-point mark set by Kevin Love (2012) and Corey Brewer (2014).

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More on this to come from one of us later.

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Throughout the season, Flip Saunders has told stories to players and media about his early years with the Timberwolves, specifically his memories developing a young, untapped 19-year-old named Kevin Garnett.

In some cases, telling such stories could be seen as pointless. There’s no way he told these stories to his title-contending Detroit Pistons squads, filled with veterans and guys who grew up playing against KG, and had already gone through the growing pains. One can only imagine what Rasheed Wallace would have thought if Saunders was reminiscing about a guy he was picked ahead of in 1995.

But this year’s Timberwolves team needs to hear these tales. Currently, the Wolves start one teenager, and have had another in and out of the starting lineup.The average age of their two leading scorers is 20 years old. They have 3 rookies on the active roster, and are at a point where guys in the range of 24-27 years old classifies you as a “seasoned veteran”.

Yes, Saunders needs to tell stories to Andrew Wiggins, Zach LaVine, Shabazz Muhammad, and Anthony Bennett, not just because they’re young, and not just because they’re developing. It’s also because of the way Kevin Garnett played, even when he was 19.

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